"B"usted

I came out on the porch and found mrs. Unit enjoying the company of my cherry tomato plant. She helped herself to some of its tasty leaves as well. This answers why the plant has not produced any signs of tomatoes yet.

"B"roken "b"ean toy

I was sitting at my desk and kept hearing Mrs. Unit pick up the little beans in the picture above and drop them on the wood floor over and over again. She does this with all of her toys so it took awhile for me to notice and look more closely. I could not identify what these little beans belonged to at first. I thought perhaps they were her poops (very similar in size and shape) or seeds....but I could not figure out where she might of gotten seeds from. Finally I noticed the gaping hole in the end of the fake carrot toy that she loves so much and realized the seeds were from inside of it.

"B" lizzard 2010

B Unit was "b"affled yesterday by the piles of snow that fell on my "B"rooklyn rooftop. She explored for about 5 minutes then came back inside. I guess her footsies were too cold.

"B"est Christmas Ever

Santa made a pit stop at my moms house for Mrs. Unit. She got everything she ever wanted and more. Thank You santa!

Easter "b"unny "b"last 2009!

HAPPY EASTER! B and I made these masks for my friends "no lords day" celebration this weekend. We made lots of them out of bunny shapes. "No Lords Day is the day between Good Friday and Easter, on which there are no living Lords to watch over us, and we can do whatever we want". Check out this blingee that Brian Patchett made for the event. Brian led us around Greenwood cemetery in Brooklyn collecting things for a no lords day scavenger hunt. Everyone got a mask for the day. It was super fun. I have plenty more masks so if you want one just let me know!

"B"rand new diggs

B has acquired new property. Her cage is now extended into include a front yard enclosed by a white picket wire fence....see video above. She hangs out in her new kingdom all day while I am at work. She enjoys jumping in and out of her smaller cage as fast as she can, which I assume is a sign of appreciation....I hope.

"B"ad habits

B has developed this habit of eating food while she is sitting in her litter box. She reaches her face over the edge of the litter box to where her food sticks out of the food tray. She pulls the loose strands of straw and veggies from the food tray and munches them while she sits on her poop pile. Its adorable and gross at the same time. I guess it's better than smoking on the toilet, which is what my grandma use to do when I was growing up.